Guitar and Vocals

Stephen was raised by Adirondack Woodchucks (Upstate NY Hillbillies) in a shack near a lake. Contracted Beaver Fever at a young age and hasn't quite been the same since. First musical instruments were pots and pans. Subsequently learned to play washtub, skins, and other things with strings.

Bass and Backing Vocals

Dave was extruded into the world in the back seat of a 57 Chevy in a junkyard. Raised by twisted greaser mechanics. His gelastic epilepsy has caused him to get kicked out of several funerals for laughing. Never has a frown and loves to get down. 

Saxophone and Backing Vocals

Dr. Rivers made a name for himself from performing dozens back alley lobotomies with crochet needles on the night-walkers and criminally insane. He is also known for his diabolical parlor tricks and saxophone swooning ability of stray cats on hot summer nights. 

Drums

Thaddeus Jackson